Hi, I’m Ckazaal. Don’t try to pronounce it.
In November 2008 I started medicating my thyroid and LO AND BEHOLD I suddenly discovered I had a sex drive after ten years of “not tonight, honey.”
And then I discovered PORN.
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So my friend, Sebek, says to me, “Write a blog and I can host it on my new super cool domain.”
And I say to him, “Dude, I CANNOT write a blog. I barely have enough time to work on my novel and make sure my child survives until bedtime. Plus, I hate writing diary blogs. Mine always sound pretentious.”
“Okay, whatever you want. Just thought I’d offer. Did I tell you I’m obsessed with biscuits?”
“No, dude, you don’t even understand.”
“Okay?”
“I mean, if I was to do one, there would HAVE to be a theme. Something to write about besides my life.”
“Like what?”
I try to think of something he’ll hate. Something he won’t possibly allow. “PORN. I’ll write a blog about PORN.”
“Okay, I’ll check my user agreement, but I’m sure that’ll be fine.”
*blink blink*
So now I’m stuck writing a sex blog. Poor me. I’m not an expert on porn, by any means. But I want to be. Take my hand….