Both Ways

February 5, 2010 in Uncategorized by Ckazaal | No comments

So my husband says to me “The problem with your blog is that it’s a bisexual blog.”
“Maybe the problem is with YOUR FACE, did you ever think of that?” I cleverly respond.
He tries to make the point that a dedicated readership expects certain things.  A smaller percentage of the population will go looking for naked chicks AND dudes.
So I’ve decided it’s time to reveal to you my nefarious plan.  Yes, ladies and gents, I am a part of the BISEXUAL AGENDA.  And I’m here to tell ya, bisexuality is the best sexuality there is.  Totally ever.  We get the best of both worlds, right?
Except…
…we get a lot of shit, too.  Too gay for the breeders, too easily able to pass as straight for the queers.  And everyone thinks we’re automatically more likely to cheat when we get a craving for the  private bits that are waiting at home.  Or that we’re riddled with disease.  Because obviously when you’re willing to have sex with anyone, you’re willing to have sex with anyone.  And that’s when people are even willing to admit bisexuality exists.
I’ve never seen any reason to divide my chances for love and sex in half.  Honestly, it’s my not-so-secret philosophy that everyone is bisexual.  It’s just a matter of percentages.  We fall in love with the person, not the body, right?  All I really want to do is fuck the world.  What’s so wrong with that?

So my husband says to me, “The problem with your blog is that it’s a bisexual blog.”

“Maybe the problem is with YOUR FACE, did you ever think of that?” I cleverly respond. Ckazaal: National Debate Champion 2010.

He tries to make the point that a dedicated readership expects certain things. A smaller percentage of the population will go looking for naked chicks AND dudes.

But I’m going to keep giving them to you, anyway.

I’ve decided it’s time to reveal to you my nefarious plan.  Yes, ladies and gents, I am a part of the BISEXUAL AGENDA.  And I’m here to tell ya, bisexuality is the best sexuality there is.  Totally ever.  We get the best of both worlds, right?

Except…

…we get a lot of shit, too.  Too gay for the breeders, too easily able to pass as straight for the queers.  And everyone thinks we’re automatically more likely to cheat when we get a craving for the  private bits that aren’t waiting at home. Or that we’re riddled with disease.  Because obviously when you’re willing to have sex with anyone, you’re willing to have sex with anyone.  And that’s when people are even willing to admit bisexuality exists.

I’ve never seen any reason to divide my chances for love and sex in half. Honestly, it’s my not-so-secret philosophy that everyone is bisexual.  It’s just a matter of percentages.  We fall in love with the person, not the body, right? All I really want to do is fuck the world.  What’s so wrong with that?

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